You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
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I want a grilled cheese and an IV
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
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We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
i am craving dick and cupcakes
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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