No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
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