dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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