They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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