I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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