sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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