it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
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I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
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Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
is it fun? or sober?
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