Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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