I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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