You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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