We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
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do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
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Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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