Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
This is my life. Enjoy the view
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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