ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
How does it feel to date your dad?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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