So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I don't think brook has ever known best
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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