Already got asked if we're dating
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
It's never too late to be topless.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
Randomize
