Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
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You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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