it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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