69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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