That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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