Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
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My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
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I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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