He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
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We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
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It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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