Can Purell be used as lube?
we're making bets on your personal life
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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