Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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