do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
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