I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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