Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
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You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
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I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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