what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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