Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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