bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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