Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I need moral support for this bender
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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