You smell like stripper and shame
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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