yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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