"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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