Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
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I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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