You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
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Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
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Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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