So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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