they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
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