Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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