She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Randomize
