no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
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Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
is it fun? or sober?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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