Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
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Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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