everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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