I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
The convent might be a nice break from real life
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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