he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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