Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
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not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
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That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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