i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
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You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
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oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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