Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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