Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
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Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
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Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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