Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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