Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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