He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I had to cum in my sink.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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