am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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