the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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