It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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