Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
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Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
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I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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