im drinking this country out of the recession.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
She announced her abortion via fbk
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
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Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I have aggressive nipples.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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