I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
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This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
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Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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