after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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