I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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