We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
